The Life of a Preacher's Kid
Modern Family (Pt.3) - Singleness

Kid's Doctrine

How's this for some kid's doctrine, taken straight from Sunday School ...

  • "The first book of the Bible is the book of geniuses in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."
  • "Noah’s wife’s name was Joan of Arc."
  • "Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night."
  • "Samson slayed the Philipines with the axe of the apostles."
  • "Unleavened bread is bread that is made without ingredients."
  • " Moses went to the top of Mount Sianide to get the 10 commandments and the seventh one is, 'Thou shalt not admit adultery'."
  • "Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines."
  • "Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption."
  • "The people who followed Jesus were the 12 decibels."
  • "The epistles were the wives of the apostles."
  • "A Christian should only have one wife. That’s called monotony."

"Out of the mouths of babes ..."

[Source Unknown]Kids

Comments

You get up way to early Mark.... Im still digging the sleep put of my eyes as I read this at 9:30 on a Sat morning!

Hi Peter. I write a lot of my posts ahead of time and then set the time for them to be posted, which is usually 5.00 am each day, Monday to Saturday. So I'm not up then either!

Mark

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