A burglar broke into a house, shining his torch around and looking for valuables. He had just picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze.
When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out, he heard: "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he flashed his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" ... and the bird said ... "The same kind that would name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"
HaHa Heard this one before :) Always gives me a fresh chuckle. Thanks Mark.
Posted by: Marija Thornton | July 13, 2009 at 08:11 AM
Chuckle also. :-)
Posted by: Lionfish | July 13, 2009 at 08:45 AM
An oldie but a goodie,
I had a friend at school who had a great Dane named Satan, I never messed with that dog!
cheers
Sage
Posted by: Sage | July 13, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Do you know that "dog" spelled backwards is "God". There must be something godly about dogs. So beware...ha ha ha
Posted by: jeffe | July 13, 2009 at 01:23 PM
Anything spelled backwards is of the occult.
Posted by: Lionfish | July 13, 2009 at 04:19 PM
If a Rottweiler is after you, Jesus better be watching!
Posted by: John from Brisvegas | July 13, 2009 at 06:48 PM
Thanks for the enlightenment Richard :) I did not know that.
Posted by: Marija Thornton | July 13, 2009 at 07:32 PM